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36 NEW! You're gorgeous... and I'm not just saying that because you're rich and dying	35 NEW! I'm so glad I met someone who likes getting blackout drunk as much as I do	34 NEW! You're worth more than just a late night text... so here's a free e-card	33 NEW! Good thing you're so hot, because what I found out while Googling you is really scary (female)	32 NEW! Good thing you're so hot, because what I found out while Googling you is really scary (male)
30 NEW! There should be a Facebook relationship status for "occasional drunk sexting"	29 NEW! Your livetweets of this date are almost as witty as mine	28 NEW! You look like a guy who could stay in with a movie or go out and turn into a hot, ripped werewolf	27 NEW! This Valentine's Day, let's pretend you forgot how to talk	26 NEW! You smell like my mom's church perfume
25 NEW! This expensive jewelry should convince you not to judge my misshapen genitals	24 NEW! I can't wait to pretend your tramp stamp is Jessica Alba's face	22 NEW! You make me want to poke holes in the condom (male)	23 NEW! You make me want to poke holes in the condom (female)	20 NEW! I was going to bring you candy but I don't think you really need it (male)
21 NEW! I was going to bring you candy but I don't think you really need it (female)	19 NEW! This Valentine's Day...I might be ready to settle for you	01 Sorry I stare at you in the elevator, but I'm trying to imagine our babies	02 Why don't we get your wife out of the picture	03 If I could talk to the opposite sex, I would probably tell you that you are pretty cute
04 You should probably ask me out because my Daddy is in the Mafia and he doesn't like it when I'm upset	05 If you won't be my Valentine I'll just go sleep with that other guy I call sometimes	06 I know I cheated on you but since I'm not dating anyone else yet do you still want to do it sometimes	07 I'm considering admitting to my friends that we're dating	08 Read into this gift of Febreze however you want
09 This Valentine's Day, I'll pretend to like your cat if you'll shut the hell up for a while	10 I think this is the year we're finally ready to see each other naked (for straight guys)	10Q I think this is the year we're finally ready to see each other naked (for gay guys)	11 I think this is the year we're finally ready to see each other naked (for straight ladies)	11Q I think this is the year we're finally ready to see each other naked (for queer ladies)
12 Dating you to piss off my parents turned out pretty o.k.	13 Are you into pain? Oh good, me neither	14 Stop Farting	15 Secretly I'm upset that you're not Edward from Twilight	16 Please never raise your self-esteem enough to leave me
18 I know it's our first date but there's room in my apartment for all your stuff. Just saying.

36 NEW! You're gorgeous... and I'm not just saying that because you're rich and dying	35 NEW! I'm so glad I met someone who likes getting blackout drunk as much as I do	34 NEW! You're worth more than just a late night text... so here's a free e-card	33 NEW! Good thing you're so hot, because what I found out while Googling you is really scary (female)	32 NEW! Good thing you're so hot, because what I found out while Googling you is really scary (male)
30 NEW! There should be a Facebook relationship status for "occasional drunk sexting"	29 NEW! Your livetweets of this date are almost as witty as mine	28 NEW! You look like a guy who could stay in with a movie or go out and turn into a hot, ripped werewolf	27 NEW! This Valentine's Day, let's pretend you forgot how to talk	26 NEW! You smell like my mom's church perfume
25 NEW! This expensive jewelry should convince you not to judge my misshapen genitals	24 NEW! I can't wait to pretend your tramp stamp is Jessica Alba's face	22 NEW! You make me want to poke holes in the condom (male)	23 NEW! You make me want to poke holes in the condom (female)	20 NEW! I was going to bring you candy but I don't think you really need it (male)
21 NEW! I was going to bring you candy but I don't think you really need it (female)	19 NEW! This Valentine's Day...I might be ready to settle for you

14 Stop Farting	15 Secretly I'm upset that you're not Edward from Twilight	16 Please never raise your self-esteem enough to leave me	01 Sorry I stare at you in the elevator, but I'm trying to imagine our babies	05 If you won't be my Valentine I'll just go sleep with that other guy I call sometimes
03 If I could talk to the opposite sex, I would probably tell you that you are pretty cute	13 Are you into pain? Oh good, me neither	09 This Valentine's Day, I'll pretend to like your cat if you'll shut the hell up for a while	12 Dating you to piss off my parents turned out pretty o.k.	08 Read into this gift of Febreze however you want
06 I know I cheated on you but since I'm not dating anyone else yet do you still want to do it sometimes	10Q I think this is the year we're finally ready to see each other naked (for gay guys)	07 I'm considering admitting to my friends that we're dating	02 Why don't we get your wife out of the picture

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